sucks-decaf

Let me start by saying that Starbucks DOES NOT SUCK.  I mean damn the man and all that, but they can brew the hell out of a cup of coffee.  You know what does suck??  Decaf Coffee.  With the exception of people with certain health problems and pregnant women who are already accustomed to the taste, what the hell is the point!?!!!  Look,  I loooove coffee but if it didn’t have caffeine I wouldn’t bother drinking it.  After all,  isn’t that the point?  Some of you will claim you just like the taste.  You know what then– go make a hot chocolate or drink a juice box or something.  Grow up people. Decaf Coffee sucks and so do the people who drink it!

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