Look I’m not an unreasonable or unrealistic person.  I know traffic happens.  Traffic happens when there’s an accident, during rush hour, and when there’s construction. And as much as this sucks, I’ve learned to accept it for what it is.  What really SUCKS is traffic for none of the aforementioned acceptable reasons.  If I’m going to sit on the parkway for an hour to go ten miles (which happens more than I care to think about) and its not rush hour, I expect there to be A) an accident or B) some kind of emergency construction. What is completely unacceptable is sitting there for an hour only to find out there is an accident, but it’s on the other side of the road. Why does that cause you to stop and look and screw up my Friday? Oh yea, because you suck. And the absolute worst is when there is not even an accident of any kind, but a man on the side of the road changing his tire.  I feel bad that his day sucks, but by stopping to examine exactly what technique he’s using to change that tire you make my day SUCK too. And therefore, you SUCK for being a nosey a-hole.