fox weather norton antivirus

fox weather norton antivirus



And no not because that means you will probably get a virus, but because of this:



I though Fox’s budget would be big enough to afford the new version of Norton….  I thought wrong



Look I’m not an unreasonable or unrealistic person.  I know traffic happens.  Traffic happens when there’s an accident, during rush hour, and when there’s construction. And as much as this sucks, I’ve learned to accept it for what it is.  What really SUCKS is traffic for none of the aforementioned acceptable reasons.  If I’m going to sit on the parkway for an hour to go ten miles (which happens more than I care to think about) and its not rush hour, I expect there to be A) an accident or B) some kind of emergency construction. What is completely unacceptable is sitting there for an hour only to find out there is an accident, but it’s on the other side of the road. Why does that cause you to stop and look and screw up my Friday? Oh yea, because you suck. And the absolute worst is when there is not even an accident of any kind, but a man on the side of the road changing his tire.  I feel bad that his day sucks, but by stopping to examine exactly what technique he’s using to change that tire you make my day SUCK too. And therefore, you SUCK for being a nosey a-hole.

We’ve all seen the news flashes that come on during our favorite shows. Find out how to cure cancer… at 11. The one food you need to eat to live forever… at 11. Look, I realize you can’t discuss the entire story right now, nor we I want you to, I mean c’mon we’re in the middle of House! What you are guilty of doing that SUCKS is making ridiculous claims that you obviously can’t support and then quasi successfully getting us to watch people like Ernie Anastos for the answers. The news sucks for claiming to know how to do things like live forever and they suck more for making us wait til 10 or 11 or whatever to find out they are big fat LIARS and indeed do not know! And what really SUCKS is that if they did have the cure for cancer, you better believe they’d wait til 11 to tell us.