Thing That Suck: Ridiculous News Flashes

March 6, 2009

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We’ve all seen the news flashes that come on during our favorite shows. Find out how to cure cancer… at 11. The one food you need to eat to live forever… at 11. Look, I realize you can’t discuss the entire story right now, nor we I want you to, I mean c’mon we’re in the middle of House! What you are guilty of doing that SUCKS is making ridiculous claims that you obviously can’t support and then quasi successfully getting us to watch people like Ernie Anastos for the answers. The news sucks for claiming to know how to do things like live forever and they suck more for making us wait til 10 or 11 or whatever to find out they are big fat LIARS and indeed do not know! And what really SUCKS is that if they did have the cure for cancer, you better believe they’d wait til 11 to tell us.

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